Dave is a dinosaur, he lived in a cave but it was to small so he moved out and found himself in the merry land known as Wales this is his story -

There he met King Ieuan and his bitch bob who took Dave to their castle to make sweet horny love.

Dave found this situation far to disturbing eloped with a gnome and
boarded a ship, Captain Mel was the (well Captain) who helped Dave embark on this trip.

Seven Seas and a pond did they successfully sail until they became lost down a tricksical trail.

There lied in wait the most putrid of beasts wearing a skirt and with
green sock-ed feet.

EEE EEE EEE the creature did croak all orange in colour and in need of a soak.

Dave couldn't stand the neon bright colours hijacked a car and fled with the others.

The others themselves being none but a Twig, a Buzzard, a Charly and Jo with a wig. :)

They sped down the motorway with terror at hand the Chav of the deep had a demand. Listen to dance and watch booty shake or EE EE EE i'll cause an earthquake!

Stricken with shock/horror for what could they do, if they listened to that stuff their brain would be goo.

Can't we just kill it no one would care accept maybe the company that bleaches her hair?

But what of the body its arse is so grand that if it did fall we would be flattened to sand!

Dave by this point was as hungry as hell opened his jaw and ate the chav to er...hell

Bored with this life he returned to his home got bored that evening and so to Wales he did roam!